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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of tree fits in your hand?","punchline":"A palm tree!","id":257}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?","punchline":"So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.","id":359}

{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?","punchline":"Look for fresh prints.","id":121}

{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a hankie dance?","punchline":"Put a little boogie in it.","id":127}

{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

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